Excerpts from Seinfeld - The Jimmy
Kramer: So you got any cavities?
Jerry: Just one....gotta go back.....Oh but get this. Elaine, you will appreciate this. I'm sitting in Tim Whatley's waiting room...He's got a Penthouse right out on the table.
Jerry: Yeah!!! What is that? I mean isn't that sick. I mean , I'd be embarrassed to have that in my apartment.
Kramer: So what's wrong with that?
Jerry: (outraged) He's a doctor!.I mean it's supposed to be like a sterile environment.
Kramer: So... Did you take a look?
Jerry: Of course.... But that's got nothing to do with it.
Kramer: Well I'll tell you I'm looking forward to my appointment on Thursday. I might even get there a few minutes early.
Jerry: Looks like he gave you some Novocaine
Kramer: Ohhh H'am loaded.
Jerry: So what about the Penthouse. Did you ask him?
Kramer: Well he said that humm.. you know.that it helps his pathients relax a little bit..and he's got a new polithy: Adults only.
Jerry: Adults only?
Jerry: What the hell's going on over there?
Kramer: Well you know its.. great. You know, no kids ..allowed. you don't have to watch your language.
Jerry: You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist.
Kramer: He..he... When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly.
Kramer reaches for a glass of water and drinks but manages to have it spill out on to the floor.
Tim Whatley's dental office. Jerry is sitting in the chair.
Whatley: Sheryl, would you ready the Nitro, please?
Whatley inhales the gas mask before handing it over to Jerry.
Jerry: Oh! where's Jennifer today?
Whatley: OH!! She's over at Dr.Cessman's office. We find it fun to swap now and then.
Scene cuts to Monks. Jerry and Elaine are talking.
Elaine: ....Maybe you were still under the gas.Maybe you were hallucinating you're coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas.
Jerry: I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only that; my shirt was out!!!
Elaine: Your shirt was out?
Jerry: I think so.
Elaine: Well, what kind of shirt was it.?
Jerry: You know! Like a tennis shirt.
Elaine: Oh! Well ... You don't tuck those in?
Jerry: Sometimes I tuck'em sometimes I don't.
Elaine: Well. Were you tucked?
Jerry: I think I was tucked!
Elaine: All right then say you were. I mean...what do you think could have happened?
Jerry: I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow.
Jerry: Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?
Elaine: What are you gettin'?
Jerry: I don't think I'm hungry.
Elaine: Okay...So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So What? You're single.
Jerry: But I'm damaged goods now.
Elaine: Join the club.
So there's that,