I went out to lunch with two cowokers today - Shana and Danielle. I hadn't been out with Danielle before, and immediately felt inferior -
Girlfriend has better one-liners than me.
We were talking about some colorful people we know, and Danielle said possibly my favorite line of all time:
"That woman invited Crazy to dinner. Then she got mad when Crazy actually showed up."
I'm so stealing it.
So there's that,