I thought I was getting paid tomorrow, but I didn't realize that payday is the LAST day of the month, not the first. So...I thought I was going to be broke for another day, but that's not the case - momma got paid today!
I feel like it's a gift from the universe, like finding a twenty in my coat pocket. But when I think about it, it's not. It's just me realizing I was stupid - stupid to forget payday, stupid to leave a Jackson in a coat pocket. I mean, who does that?
People who are bad with money, that's who.
So there's that,
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