You speak of your hair as "them", as in "I need to get them cut". (Now FYI I don't do this anymore because I had a teacher in my senior year of H.S. who said he would give us an automatic "F" if we referred to our hair as "them".
I've been dieting all my life - from Slim-Fast in third grade, to Phen-Fen in Junior High, to Weight Watchers in my late teens/twenties. I know more about food and calories than fit people, I'm grease-phobic, and I love fitness.
So why am I still fat?