2. Great Haircut by a (Quasi-)Outlandishly Paid Professional
3. Wicked Tickets
4. Lollapalooza Tickets
5. New Desk!
There is a lot to lose, but don't think about it so much. Like skinny women do, focus on ten pounds. After each 10 lost, you will be eligible for the above prizes. Not to mention, you'll be able to fit into all those professional clothes you bought last summer, you sexy thang, you!
Like Tim wrote to Dawn in the conclusion of The Office (BBC) – Never give up.
You know you, you're always giving up. You used to be better than that. When did you start giving up so easily? When did you start acting like a victim? Get on, girl!
In the next month, work on these 3 goals:
1. Make your own dinner and pack your lunch. You have the time. If you don't have the energy, you'll be stuck with eating a Nutrisystem meal. Two words: LAST RESORT.
2. Squeeze in more activity:
a. Get up 5 minutes earlier each week, and walk a ways before grabbing the bus.
b. Go work out over lunch. It's free. You don't need to go buy your lunch outside because you brought yours, 'member?
c. You planned on going to Crunch 5 days/week. Do that, if only to log minor time on the elliptical, take a shower, and/or silently slobber over that tall Middle-Eastern guy.
3. You are beautiful. Don't make any cracks to the contrary.
When you're spiraling into negative territory, think everyone's against you, or overpowered by images that tend to steer you away from your goal, just think "neti neti neti." Not this, not this, not this.
Be decent to yourself. Live again. Bud to blossom.
So there's that,