Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Poetic Spam

I had to share this:
My spam filter blocked one of many emails that alluded to the improvement of male stamina.  I counted the syllables, and this one is actually a pretty decent haiku.
Your little friend will grow
Like mushrooms after the rain
Bigger and bigger
Okay, I just checked it again, and the first line has 6 syllables.  But if you read "little" as "li'l" it works.  It's kind of beautiful...in a porny way.
So there's that,

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