First of all, I'd like to thank my family for giving me a great Easter weekend! Second of all, I'd like to apologize to my family for getting inebriated on Good Friday.
Notice, I didn't say "completely inebriated." Because we all know from Easter 2005 what a completely inebriated Laura is like.
Hey Michelle and Mike - you 'member when we were laughing at Steak and Shake, and the management hassled us by asking us sardonically if it was "really that funny?" Yeah, I know - fucking bitch.
Hey Michelle - QUACK wack wack wack wack! QUACK!!! Mighty Ducks? More like Naughty Ducks.
Hey Manda - All Aboard Choo Choo Soul!!!
I got to go to Long John Silver's and Homestead Pizza. I got to hang out with Ella and Cody. I got to hang out with Dad, and had minimal interaction with Mom. And she was sober for 75% of those moments.
Dad and I talked about poop, just like old times. And thanks to Michelle, the catch phrase for the weekend was "Shooo! SHEW!" Which is apparently what you should say in a stinky bathroom, especially when the source of the stink is still in there, lest she not learn her lesson.
I'll post some recipes from the tapas party, but for now I gotta get back to it. I love you guys.
So there's that,