I saw a girl today walking around in a skirt and UGG boots. This made me worry that I'd time-traveled back to 2004, until I looked down and realized I wasn't 40 pounds thinner.
Seriously? Why are people wearing these shoes? IT'S SUMMERTIME AND YOU'RE WEARING SHERPA WOOL. FUCK YOU.
These shoes make even the thinnest hoochie look like she got lymphoedema:
Am I right?
So there's that,