I've been dieting all my life - from Slim-Fast in third grade, to Phen-Fen in Junior High, to Weight Watchers in my late teens/twenties. I know more about food and calories than fit people, I'm grease-phobic, and I love fitness.
So why am I still fat?
Fruit Roll-Ups.
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Huh fukin larious
Poor dummies
I wonder if there were any mishaps with the FP Ranger....
Do you remember when I was the Ranger Man?
Sure do--any stories?
We there was the time when I the Ranger took my 12 gage, and killed a wildcat and a raider.
Then there was the time when I had a thing in the locker room with a Jeep.
Two words
Sweaty latex
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