The worst thing about being sick and sniffly is the raw, red nose from all the blowing and the Kleenex and the wiping. I don't know how to make it better.
I moisturized. It stings.
I dabbed a cold, wet Kleenex on it. It feels good, then it stings.
I dabbed a warm, wet Kleenex on it. It feels good, then it stings.
I didn't wear makeup. No big difference, except I probably looked pretty beastly all day.
And now I'm holding an icy cold beverage glass to my nose. This. is. heaven. But heaven can't last forever - just ask Jesus.
I'm not making any sense. I also have this big red dry patch of skin under my right eye - I'm fucking falling apart here. Hopefully one more night of heavy NyQuil-induced slumber will do me right. I need to bring my A game on Thursday night to prepare for Dad's visit!
Ummm...I just heard Ryan Seacrest brag about Randy Jackson's shoe size on American Idol. 13 1/2? Please. Meyers have got bigger feet than that. Dad's a 15-16. Shoot, isn't my brother-in-law a 20 or something? I don't know, he's some kind of Shaq proportions. Stop bragging, dawg.
So there's that,
Laura
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20?? I don't know what kind of stories Scott's telling about his shoe size. He's a 13 like dad.
I think dad's really excited about coming up. The spa weekend almost came up in conversation, but I kept it hush hush. Are you still planning on that??
Have fun--miss ya!
What??? Papa Bear's a 15, at least. I know, because I used to go shoe shopping with him and he'd always talk about his toe injury from his senior trip to Disney in '76. I can't believe Scott's a 13...huh? The guy's so tall. I thought I knew you guys...
Speaking of tall...
I went to this website the other day to see how tall Gavin might be...
http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/growthcharts2/a/height_predictr.htm
Gavin is supposed to be 6'3".
This one says he's going to be 6' 8"
http://parentcenter.babycenter.com/child-height-predictor
So do you both wear 11-12 size shoe? I was at an 11 before I was preggers, now I'm for sure a 12.
My dad wore a size 14 shoe as well. Those big feet are meant for ass kicking.
Laura, have you tried putting windex on it?
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